Sonnets are too long

...so instead I am writing some love haiku in honor of tonight.

Tar Heel basketball
I started cheering for you
To piss off my dad.

Tonight is the game
My husband will scream loudly
Please send tequila

(Note: the tequila is for Victor, it calms him a bit. I'll be drinking wine)

The great Roy Williams
Carolina's saving grace!
but needs better ties.

Michigan State Green
We beat you by 35
Tonight, let's repeat. More poetry shall surely ensue if the mighty Tar Heels succeed tonight. If not, I may be too busy convincing Victor life is still worth living to write. Rah rah Carolina-lina!